Sunday, May 31, 2009

Swine Flu and its Symptoms

It all began with a little headache. Then a cough. Then a fever. Hopefully, it won't end in death. That's right, I am a new case of the dreaded swine flu (dramatic music here).
Many of you may be wondering what it's like to have swine flu. Well, allow a swine flu veteran to enlighten you. Besides for the fever, dizziness, chills, cough, and congestion, it's really not all that bad. Just imagine being sucked into a meat grinder while at the same time someone is trying to decapitate you with a blunt axe. Imagining that? Good. Cause it's absolutely nothing like that. In fact, it's more like a bad cold. A bad cold that keeps you out of school for a week and gains the sympathy of all your friends. It's a tough life.

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