Nausea, vomiting, temporary loss of vision, diarrhea, sore throat.
Thank God I don't have any of those symptoms, that would absolutely suck.
Unfortunately, I really do have chills, fever, dizziness, and a bad cough. Took Tamiflu. Drank tea, ate some toast, and dropped my toothbrush in a toilet. A productive day all around. I haven't died yet either, another positive (from my perspective, though opinions may vary). So far, so good. Or rather, 'so far, not so horrendously bad, but not really all that great'. Hmm. No wonder that expression didn't catch on.